May 18th, 2012
Don’t be ‘a writer.’ Be writing.
William Faulkner (via proustitute)

(via how-novelistic)

May 17th, 2012

Gym Observations

Greetings, Earthlings! So I’m pulling a lifestyle change. Gettin my shit together. It’s going pretty well so far but I’m so distracted by all the funny things going on, I just have to share. 1. The makers of exercise equipment are biased toward tall people. The glare on the TV screen on my elliptical machine was so bad I almost got off. Oh to be short in a big kid gym. 2. I am small in stature but I am not small. I, however, know how to dress myself to trick all of you into thinking I am skinnier than I am. I am not one to judge another person’s weight. And when I’m staring at someone in the gym, it’s never because they’re overweight. I’m either staring because they look hella good and I’m staring with jealousy/wonderment or I’m starting because someone is wearing FAR less clothes than is in any way attractive. I’m not judging your weight, I’m judging your clothing choice. Be honest with yourself and just wear a t-shirt, ok? 3. Men and their posturing around each other is hysterical. 90% couldn’t care less what the women in the gym think of them, they want the other dudes to see gaze upon their biceps with envy. It’s so unattractive. Quite the opposite I think of their end goal. 4. Turning on the TV to TLC showing an episode of ‘My 600-Lb Life’ featuring a woman named Melissa is probably the best motivation I could have. Needless to say, I stayed a little longer than anticipated. Here’s to improving the journey. Hold on to your butts.

May 16th, 2012

Really digging this album.

(Source: Spotify!)

May 13th, 2012
But how could you live and have no story to tell?
Fyodor Dostoyevsky, White Nights (via larmoyante)

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May 11th, 2012

Can someone explain to me…

…how all (and by all, I mean 4) of my ex-boyfriends happen to be engaged or married to people that are within 2 degrees of me? What is happening. 

May 9th, 2012
I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together, when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.
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tdrloid:

Under the Booty

“Ms. New Booty” vs. “Under the Sea”

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This is RIDICULOUS. And so hilarious.

(via e-pic)

May 8th, 2012
theatlantic:

“This is how Maurice Sendak sometimes sent his letters. Just imagine getting one.” (via Letters Of Note)

theatlantic:

“This is how Maurice Sendak sometimes sent his letters. Just imagine getting one.” (via Letters Of Note)

May 7th, 2012

popculturebrain:

Pentatonix delivers a much anticipated acappella cover of fun.’s “We Are Young”

(by PTXofficial)

Rad.

May 1st, 2012
THREE WEEKS.

THREE WEEKS.

(Source: spit-it-from-your-mouth)

April 29th, 2012

Drunk Uncle is my absolute favorite.

(Source: t-greyjoy, via dezian)

gastrogirl:

lemon blueberry ricotta pancakes.

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gastrogirl:

lemon blueberry ricotta pancakes.

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