Minerva McGonagall
Ingredients:
- 2 oz Vodka
- 6 oz Earl Grey or choice tea
- Dash Syrup
- 1 oz lemon juice
- Garnish lemon
- 2 mint leaves
Directions:
- Combine all ingredients into a tall class.
- Stir.
- Garnish with mint leaves and lemon.
Casen and Meaghan. We are making Minerva McGonagalls at some point in the next few months. Yes we are.
(via fuckyeahmcgonagall)
To My Gryffindor Slanket
(for Melissa)
O smooth-sleeved, soothing, sanguine
Source of soft comfort, and long rolling sighs of warm tea and scones
Served on the smallest of teacups and saucers,
You bring me comfort in reversed arms and lingering folds of extra material
Wrapping, wrapping, and wrapping me
So that I may sink into your licensed languorous ways
And be the Sorting Hat’s greatest triumph,
The Gryffindor watching from off the couch,
The pipe cleaner wand that swishes and flicks
Fera Verto!
The transformed familiar to my dainty cup.
And as I rise from the couch,
And pause Harry’s motion on the static screen,
You, trusted slanket, will follow, form, fix yourself to my amble to the hot-tub,
And wait nearby as I descend the greenish boiling waters,
Soupy with the cave troll and his sketchy hygiene,
And ease myself onto the fuzzy-furred grout.
And when I leave the cauldron of bacteria,
You’ll warm me against the night,
Weave me to my couch,
And join me in my repose.
This was written for me by my co-worker today. Yes. I almost fell out of my seat laughing so uncontrollably.
!! The truest test of my House will come in October. I’m most often placed in Ravenclaw. But sometimes in Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. But JK’s gonna tell me for real. It will be the scariest test I take all year.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!! I’m most always in Gryffindor but I know there’s some Ravenclaw in me so I can’t wait to find out what house I’m REALLY meant to be in.
